Meth-related incident. Publix-related incident. Hurricane-related incident. (This metric does not count those who died as a direct result of the storm’s effects. Instead, this category is for the victims of hurricane party massacres, and folks who set up their generators in the living room and asphyxiate, and all the battery-eaters. Every hurricane, Floridians buy up … Continue reading Popular Ways To Die In Florida (Non-Covid)