“YOU SEE THIS SHIT?”
Wha? Who is speaking?
“Me!”
Me who?
“Me!”
Oh, hey, Holly Bowling’s Hat.
“She treats me wrong. I can’t take much more of this.”
Settle down, HBH. She’s just wearing a fanciful topper for one night. You know you’re her main squeeze.
“She hits me.”
No, she doesn’t.
“She does. Believe women and hats.”
Holly Bowling does not beat you.
“I’m SO close to using gendered insults on the woman.”
Don’t do that.
“Rhymes with ‘stunt.'”
We all know what word you were talking about. There’s no need for it whatsoever.
“I will not be ignored.”
No one is ignoring you.
“Holly is!”
She’s not.
“Maybe we should go to couples therapy.”
Yeah, maybe.
“Let Holly Bowling’s Hat Sing”
Take HBH bowling, take it bowling