Say Hello To Heaven

HEAVEN – ENTRANCE “Next!” “I’m next, yes, that’s me.” “Uh-huh. Name?” “Roger Ailes.” “Sure. Lemme pull you up.” clickclackclickclack “Huh.” “What?” “A-I-L-E-S?” “That’s right.” “Huh.” “You keep saying that.” “Yeeeeeeah. Mr. Ailes, we’re at capacity.” “Heaven is infinite.” “No, it’s not. Who told you that?” “I just assumed.” “Well, try reading a book. Heaven is … Continue reading Say Hello To Heaven