Say Hey, Mickey

Hey, Mickey. “I got a new hat, too!” You did. It’s spiffy. “Thank you. I yoinked it.” From where? “The mall.” Mickey, that’s not yoinking. That’s just shoplifting. “Semantics are for lawyers. I’m a drummer. I see a hat I like, I yoink the hat. You think Billy paid for his?” Oh, of course not. … Continue reading Say Hey, Mickey