“Absolutely not, General.” “You’ll be dazzled by her, Jenkins.” “Nope.” “Ahem.” “Nope, sir” “Balderdash. You’re a cook, Jenkins. And over every meal you prepare, you sprinkle a dash of balder.” “Sir, what is an ‘Abibiman Nsoroma’?” “Abillabong Nsurance.” “Can we take as read the part where you humorously mispronounce the words two or three times?” … Continue reading Secret Chopper