ONE Led Zeppelin is a 15-year-old’s unwanted erection: you can neither engage with it nor ignore it, but he thinks it’s special. 15-year-old boys and their erections are Zepp’s audience, both when the group existed and today. TWO Blondie on the left is Robert Plant; he was a twit. Behind him is John Paul Jones, … Continue reading Seventeen Thoughts On Led Zeppelin