Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Some Get Lei’d, Some Get Screwed

Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?

“Same ol’ shit.”

This one of those VIP gigs?

“Oh, yeah. Amazing how much folks’ll pay to get close enough to smell Don Was.”

What does he smell like?

“Weed and annuities.”

Sure. Hey, Billy.

“Ass! Look at all these suckers!”

They’re fans, Billy.

“Rich dumbfucks is what they are. We’re just gonna play the same songs tonight.”

But they get an experience.

“They sure will. I farted on the canapes.”

Great. Hey, Don Was.

“GRRRRR.”

Are those Yeezys?

“GRRRRR.”

Awesome.

2 Comments

  1. Tor Haxson

    Are you going to make fun of Billy’s new house in malibu.. because well you know..

    I know just because I asked now you wont do it, I am the same way.

    • Tor Haxson

      OMG, I am such an ass, and impatient, I started here at the end, and missed a whole day of activity..

      Oops, sorry, can we bring civility back to the comment section.. is it too late?

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