Well, holy shit, you are a picturesque dog. “Hello. Yes, okay. The thing you said. Hello.” Where are you? It looks like The Sound of Music. “Outside.” Right. Can you be more specific? “No.” Okay. Listen, I’ve always wondered: do dogs understand music? “I understand it isn’t threat.” Good. “Beyond that, not really. Wait: does … Continue reading Stately, But Not Plump