Steal Your Mace

Hey, Bobby. Talking to journalists again? “I’ll, uh, talk to anyone who’s polite.” I guess. Are those sex toys? “Anything’s a sex toy if you’re perverted enough.” True. “But, uh: no. They’re what’s called gada maces. Ancient weapons. Have you ever heard of the Knights of Malta?” Vaguely. “What about Nights on Broadway?” What? “Anyway, the … Continue reading Steal Your Mace