“Oh, hey, Branford. I thought you and Elvis went to fight Hitler.” “Motherfucker, why does that sentence make sense to me now? It wouldn’t have before I started hanging ’round you weird motherfuckers.” “It’s, uh, amazing how fast the human mind can acclimate to new stimuli.” “I don’t give a shit. No offense, Bob, but … Continue reading Stranger In A Strange Promised Land