Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Tab Hunter

Prince in an asymmetrical coat fronting a lady-heavy band. (FUN FACT: No one, not even Prince, sounds cool calling heroin “horse.”)

Remember The Banana Man? Well, he was a real chimp that Elvis bought from some goober and named Scatter. It ended poorly because it could end no other way but.

Everybody was arguing about the Pistols the other day, and they were all wrong. Even the people I agreed with.

This is wonderful: Bill Graham’s production notes from the 1980 Warfield run. A useful list of management principles can be derived herein: Know your market, set clear goals for your team, make sure your wieners are the best available.

If anyone’s aware of more available footage of the JB’s, let us all know. Of note in this performance: the Collins’ brothers adorably half-assed dance moves, Mr. Brown announcing his move to the keyboard by shouting “JAMES! PEE-AN-UH!”, and Soul Sister #1 on the podium.

This’ll break your fucking heart.

This Rolling Stones unreleased track features Jimmy Page on guitar, and is a rip-off of a different unreleased Stones track. Name it in the Comment Section and win a shiny imaginary nickel.

Valued Commentator JES wrote something nice, and also wrote something nice about me; go visit.

More to come.


  1. Sean Simcox

    Loving Cup maybe?

  2. JAH

    Hey Negrita, even though the timeline’s off.

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    T Cell Receptor Play Lock

  4. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    Star Star

  5. Carlos

    Interesting interview if the enthusiasts haven’t seen it with James brown at the q.e. Theatre in Vancouver in 1999, interviewed by Nardwuar. Happy Thanksgiving!

  6. FormerlyNoThoughts

    Mr. Bill Graham, forbidding free form fornication in the foyer with firmness, is priceless. I’m just trying to imagine working with him…

  7. michael Debruin

    That James Brown performance makes my reproductive glands tingle with merriment.

  8. Luther Von Baconson

    Hunter & Bigsby

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