img_3350Hey, Bobby.

“Hey. How are ya?”

Good. Sammy.


Always nice to talk to you. Mr. Mayor.

“San Francisco is sustainable!”

It’s totally not.

“Yeah. House of cards.”

What comes first: Big One or Prole Uprising?

“I really hope it’s the earthquake.”

We won’t have to wait much longer to find out.

“No. Any day now for both things.”

Sure. Nice to meet you.

Um. Hey, guy.

“Oh, hi there. I’m–”

HEY. No offense, but know your place, rando.


Randos don’t get speaking roles.

“You have involved conversations with dogs.”

Dude, don’t ask me to choose between a dog and a rando; I will ALWAYS choose the dog.

Rando Calrissian.

“You’re being a dick.”

Marlon Rando.

“Stop it.”

Rowdy Rando Piper.


“He’s right. You are being a dick.”

Someone was rude to me today.

“Well, you know: you don’t have to take it out on the rando.”

“Now you’re doing it, too!”

“Sorry, Rando.”