Hey, Bobby. “Oh, hey.” Nice watch. “John Mayer bought it for me.” Interesting. Not surprising, but interesting. “I think he wants to be my Benjy Eisen.” No. He wants to be your Garcia. … “That ain’t happening.” Duh. “Garcia was a lot of things, but he was never a douche. He could be a prick. … Continue reading Tanned, Rested, And Ready