Hey, Pope Francis. Whatcha doing? “I’m-a doing science.” Castle Gondolfo has a lab? “We-a got everything here. Lab-a, pool-a, bocce courts-a.” You got bocce courts, too? “Si. Someone been-a pooping on them.” That’s going around. “I-a think Benedict is-a doing it. He’s-a bored.” Yeah? “He-a whine ‘I-a gotta nothing to-a do.’ You know-a what he … Continue reading That’s Doctor Pope To You