“Jenkins!” “Yes, sir?” “If I starred in homosexual pornography, I’d be named Rich Moisture.” “Please stop masturbating to the weather report, sir.” “Never! Now: the poster.” “The poster.” “Here’s what I’m thinking: everything.” “Everything what, sir?” “Every piece of Dead-related bullshit at once. Anything that’s ever been an album cover, or a lot shirt, or … Continue reading The Bear Was Yellow, And The Bear Was Blue