“Is the bar over there?” “No, sir.” “Where I’m pointing.” “I see where you’re pointing, sir.” “I could point with both hands.” “That would make no appreciable difference, sir.” “Huh. Tell me, why does your beard do that?” “Do what, sir?” “It all stops growing at a regular length.” “Because I trim it, sir.” “Wow. … Continue reading The Bobbit: There And Back Again