Oh, holy shit, Garcia. “What now, man?” Did you and Brent just take a helicopter to 2009? “No.” Okay. “We took the Time Sheath to 2009. We took the helicopter to the Alameda county fair.” Why? “Alameda does fairs right, man. The kids show off their cows, corn dogs. It’s just tits, man.” Sure, right. … Continue reading The Briefcase of Infinite Felonies Lands Safely