6/1 – Locusts. 6/2 – Cops start busting into your house, jamming Crazy Straws up your ass, and Stevie Nicksing pepper spray into your bottom. 6/3 – President Trump discovers a Green Lantern ring. 6/4 – Hey, who the fuck gave the coronavirus a machete? 6/5 – Rivers turn to blood, and not even clean … Continue reading The Coming Days