Ah, fuck. “Hi, I’m Hollywood’s Matt Damon from Boston.” Everyone knows who you are. “And, you know, not to be rude but: why haven’t you thanked me for not raping you?” We’re just getting right into it, huh? “I mean, I haven’t raped you even a tiny little bit.” You’re not supposed to! “There are … Continue reading The Damon-Haunted World