Batman Hobbies: smirking, murder. In a long-time relationship with his butler. CrossFit enthusiast. May or may not be viewed as an urban legend depending on what scene it is. Has no superpowers except for the ability to make bad guys forget they’re holding guns. Dumb as a post. Needs to clear his throat. Wants his daddy … Continue reading The DC Universe, As Understood From The Perspective Of Someone Who’s Only Watched Batman v. Superman