No one gives your ’77 beard enough credit. “Yeah, she’s pretty manly.” I don’t know if that sentence makes sense. “Well, obviously my beard is female.” Why? “It’s, uh, sitting on my face. Not to get too Billy about the whole thing, but only ladies are allowed to saddle up.” Sure. “But, you know, the … Continue reading The Fullest Muppet Possible Given The Genetics