“Welcome to the London DMV. Department?” “Renewals.” “Take a ticket and wait over there, please.” TWO HOURS PASSING NOISE “Now serving Ticket zero zero seven. Desk Five, please.” “Finally.” “Good morning, sir. You’re here to renew your driver’s license?” “No. Not the driver’s license.” “Pilot?” “No. Don’t have a pilot’s license.” “Then what license are … Continue reading The Job Is Great, But The Paperwork’s A Bitch