“Here! Take my wallet! Just don’t hurt me!” CELL PHONE NOISE CELL PHONE NOISE “This is Hillary.” “Bitch, Imma slap the pant off your suit.” “Mr. President?” “That is LeBron motherfucking James, woman! My friend. MY friend. Not yours. You have no friends.” “Huma Abedin is my friend.” “And hasn’t she and her family been … Continue reading The King And The Hillary