PRO: Undeniably funny. CON: Generally considered a crime. PRO: Depending on the meatiness of the dong and the fat content of the cheeks, makes a pleasing sound. CON: Again, this is a crime in every state and all the decent countries. PRO: If the penis belongs to Queen Elizabeth, then you become a Knight. CON: … Continue reading The Pros And Cons Of Dick-Thwappin’