Are you wearing yoga pants? “All pants are yoga pants if you’re bendy enough.” Why the sudden pivot to fitness blogging? “Gotta up the follower count on the Gram. Monet has been coaching me. Trying to get some spockcock going.” Sponcon. “Spooncows.” Sponcon, Bobby. It’s short for sponsored content. “Ah. And what about the spoon … Continue reading The Pump(ing Iron) Song