“Jesus! What is that fucking SMELL? Is that you, Lenore? Where’s it coming from?” SNIFFSNIFFSNIFF “It’s coming from under the floorboards! Bring me my literary crowbar!” SKRINCH … “IT’S A FART, LENORE! IT’S THE FART I WAS TRYING TO KEEP SECRET! NOOOOOOOOO!” That’s enough. See what I did? Yes. Don’t do it anymore. Oh, I … Continue reading The Telltale Fart