The Towel, It Does Nothing

August 2, 2015 / Thoughts On The Dead / 0 Comments

If you combine all the facial hair in this picture, you have two full beards.
As always, Bearded Mickey is terrifying.
Even Billy looks a little scared of him.
But Bill Walton?
Bill Walton’s keeping his eyes on Billy, because Bill Walton was taught to play defense by Coach Wooden.
Mickey looks like an orthodox rabbi condemning a woman for wearing shorts.
If Billy was a true friend, he’d give Bill Walton his mustache.
Lincoln and Alexander Godunov in Witness: these are the only men who have ever truly rocked the chinstrap.
In about ten minutes, someone’s dick is getting punched and it’s gonna be over someone getting a towel while someone else didn’t.
When it comes to towels, the Dead always had a Favored Nations clause in the contract: if one Grateful Dead got a towel, then all of them got a towel.
It prevented a lot of dickpunching.
Bill Walton looks like Wooly Willy.

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maggiemay
August 2, 2015 at 1:12 pm

delete this

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tor_haxson
August 2, 2015 at 1:23 pm

be nice

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- maggiemay
  August 2, 2015 at 1:27 pm
  
  TotD is my senpai when it comes to the Dead, not being an uncultured n00b, and other aspects of life but I’m HIS senpai when it comes to dank memez. I need to train him to be a perfect meme lord
  
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  - thoughtsonthedead (Post author)
    August 2, 2015 at 1:28 pm
    
    U r not my sen anything.
    
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    - maggiemay
      August 2, 2015 at 1:30 pm
      
      no ur not a good dank memer so u need help i will not refuse
      
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    - maggiemay
      August 2, 2015 at 1:30 pm
      
      worst kohai ever
      
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      - thoughtsonthedead (Post author)
        August 2, 2015 at 1:32 pm
        
        U R NOT MY SUPERVISOR
      - maggiemay
        August 2, 2015 at 1:38 pm
        
        http://i.imgur.com/Q9eBrjJ.png
Boogaloo
August 2, 2015 at 1:30 pm

The “Walton Wooden Wooly Willy” should be a Ben & Jerry’s flavor w this pic.

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carlyle
August 2, 2015 at 1:38 pm

http://comicattack.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/art_banner.jpg

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maggiemay
August 2, 2015 at 1:43 pm

btw, is that some paint behind Walton’s head or is his hair in pig tails?

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- maggiemay
  August 2, 2015 at 1:49 pm
  
  wait, nvm, that’s def paint, not his hair, lel
  
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Rodeoamy
August 2, 2015 at 2:09 pm

Bill W., styled by Mr. Tumnus.

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cuznt
August 2, 2015 at 2:24 pm

http://mediacdn.shopatron.com/media/mfg/1725/product_image/x1_a25a785142da9f3b16a8c1038b809c81.jpg?1414712951&w=440

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