Ah! “Stop yelling.” It’s the Age of the Twink! It’s here! “No, these are my friends.” THEY’LL DEVOUR US ALL! “Not me. I’m highly twinkish.” Who’s the first president you remember? “Reagan.” Not a twink. “Dude, I’m such a twink.” You twere. You twere a twink. But now you’re 40 and 40-year-olds can’t be twinks. … Continue reading The Twinks Are The Village Green Preservation Society