Hey, Putin. Whatcha doing? “Am trying on Halloveen costume.” No, you’re not. “Is true. Putin love Halloveen. Putin is Heidi Klum of Russia. Go all out.” Wait, hold on. I thought so. “Is fake news. Russians love Halloveen. Vait up all night for Great Cabbage. Is like Great Pumpkin, but sadder.” You are in a … Continue reading There Are No Tanks In Baghdad