“Oh, hello. How pleasant to meet you.” Not you. The other Queen. “Weather’s quite iffy, but I think it’ll hold.” What? “Lovely, quite lovely.” You’re not listening to me, are you? “And have you any children?” I could just say anything, couldn’t I? “Delightful.” 2016 didn’t even lay a finger on you, did it? “I’ll … Continue reading There Can Be Only One