Holy shit, there really was a Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin.
(Also: anyone ever see Stevie Ray and Bill Hicks in the same room? I mean, not lately; when they were alive. Oh, and: Stevie Ray Vaughn and Bill Hicks are dead, but Dick Cheney went fly-fishing today. God loves us!)
You ever hear the theory from a few years back that Bill Hicks still walks among us as… Alex Jones? Andy Kaufman, eat your heart out:
https://www.texasmonthly.com/the-daily-post/the-conspiracy-theory-that-alex-jones-is-actually-legendary-long-dead-texas-comedian-bill-hicks/
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/d7evqv/digging-deep-into-the-only-conspiracy-alex-jones-doesnt-like