Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?
“Receiving an award, apparently.”
You didn’t know you were getting that?
“I thought I came on the stage to jam with Peter Tosh.”
He died in ’87.
“Peter Tosh’s hologram, then.”
No. What is the award for?
“I have no idea. It’s a lovely gesture, though. I’m, uh, gonna thank some Jewish fellows.”
Why?
“Well, I watch the Oscars every year, and that seems to be the thing to do. Get an award, thank some Jews. So, uh, here goes: Thanks, Mickey. And, uh, who’s the redhead with the voice who runs this festival?”
Peter Shapiro.
“Him. I thank him. Yaphet Kotto, too. Wanna be diverse in my appreciations, so I’m gonna thank Yaphet Kotto.”
Bobby.
“The man’s a Jew.”
Bobby.
“Wouldn’t know it from looking at him, but he’s a full-on Hebrew.”
…
“And, uh, that lady who plays Wonder Woman.”
You done?
“With what?”
Good speech, buddy.
ha ha ha