Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing? “Well, uh, you know my wife–” Natasha Monster. “–Natasha Monster. We’re seeing the sights.” That is not your wife, Bobby. “Huh. Well, whoever she is, she’s a great tour guide. Really knows Miami. Took me by the shop where Pitbull has his trousers shortened.” Wow. “And where Jackie Gleason ran his … Continue reading This Is Not My Beautiful Wife