Hey, Trixie Garcia-Girl. “Just Garcia.” I couldn’t call you Garcia. That’s what I call your dad. It would be weird. “No, my last name is just Garcia. First of all, my mom’s name wasn’t actually ‘Mountain Girl,’ and second of all, you’re an idiot.” Gotcha. Your hair looks cool. “Thank you.” And edible. “If you’re … Continue reading Trixie Garcia: Posture Princess