Mets suck, huh? We can’t make ends meet on half-a-million a year. I liked him, but he lives in Staten Island. Did you know that Mayor DiBlasio is precisely 1.78 Mayor La Guardias high? I think that knock-off Elmo just stabbed a child. What the fuck is that smell? Didn’t that bank used to be … Continue reading Twelve Normal New York City Conversations And One That Isn’t