Bobby, I think that man is having a stroke. “No, that’s his face. Do you know Johnny Cash?” Nope. “Johnny Paycheck.” Nuh-uh. “The Reverend Creflo Dollar?” Eddie Money, Bob. “I was in the ballpark.” How’s Eddie? “Keeps offering me tootski.” Eddie loves a toot. “And I think he wants to buy me a hooker.” Why? … Continue reading Two Tickets Rising Up To Paradise