Hey, Phil. “Sargeant Philbert J. Lesh! 420th Division, Sloppy Company: the Fightin’ Dickpunchers! Reporting for booty!” … You get into Bobby’s stash again? “I didn’t not get into Bobby’s stash.” … Where is the 420th assigned to these days? “Fighting ’em in Jamghanistan so we don’t have to fight ’em here!” And your specialty? “Bombardier, motherfucker.” … Continue reading Uncle Jam Wants You