“Who did this, boy?”
“I don’t know, Dad.”
“DON’T LIE TO ME! I know it was one of your little hoodlum friends. Was it Fat Mommy?”
“I don’t know anyone named–”
“Was it Sleazy Kevin?”
“Again, I know no one with that–”
“Dog Dick? What about Dog Dick?”
“I have no friends called–”
“What about Rufio?”
“He was a Lost Boy, Pop.”
“Don’t you ‘Pop’ me. I’ll pop you right in the beard.”
“Dad, none of my friends grafitti’d the wall.”
“Are you in a gang?”
“No.”
“Tell me, boy. You’re a Baseball Fury, aren’t you?”
“I regret teaching you and mom how to work the Netflix.”
“I have regrets, too, boy.”
“Aw.”
McBride put that up during the practice shows for Furthur, before Phil bought the restaurant.