Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

What In The World Ever Became Of Sweet Jane’s?

“So, uh, where’s this Jane lady? I’ve had some experience with drug abusers. Maybe I can talk some sense into her.”

“There’s no Jane, Bob. That’s the name of the band. Jane’s Addiction.”

“Did she die?”

“She never existed.”

“I have several friends that don’t technically exist, but it doesn’t stop me from caring about their wellbeing.”

“It’s just made up, Bob. Just a name. Like how there’s no actual dead people in the Grateful Dead.”

“Well, uh, that’s where you’re wrong. There’s tons of dead people in the Dead.”

“Why don’t we just jam?”



  1. Rock stars shouldn’t look like that. Fuck jocks

  2. Oh tor, you do know the coffee cup wine guy is perry Farrell? I think ( Janes addiction) they were even mentioned in the fantastic heads book by Jesse
    Jarnow. Big up to totd for hipping me to the heads book!.

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