Foot-in-ass disease. Bruce-allosis. (My denim is all stuffed up, and my stories about my father are snot-filled.) St. Vitus’ Dance, Dance Revolution. Epstein-Barr. Roseanne-Barr. The mumps, the mumps, the lovely lady mumps. Common’s cold. (This is a rhinovirus picked up from actor/rapper Common.) West Nile Fever. West LA Fadeaway. Humangitis. (Non-gendered meningitis.) Smallpox. Normalsizedpox. Fuckingenormouspox. … Continue reading What Is TotD Dying Of Today?