Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

What Should Be Carved Into The Sides Of Mountains?

  • Nothing.
  • What the fuck’s wrong with you, you swell-headed mothersucker?
  • It’s a mountain.
  • It’s beautiful the way it is.
  • Literally anything you do to it will make it worse.
  • I’m astonished by the audacity, honestly.
  • IT’S A FUCKING MOUNTAIN.
  • God made that shit.
  • You think you’re a better artist than The Lord?
  • Tell it to the Marines, muchacho.
  • Leave that shit alone.
  • Don’t carve some dead fuckstick with a rifle into a mountain.
  • Know your place, mortal hominid.

5 Comments

  1. MJK

    agreed. on another note, tonights show, 6 14 91. Jerry flubs opening lyrics to cold rain and snow, god love em, but i digress. . . .

  2. JES

    Oh Juanita . . .

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcMM5-zBCEc

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      Sweet little tune.

      • JES

        It is, innit? I went on a little Donovan binge a couple of months ago. It was quite enjoyable.

  3. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    This appears as a jam in a jam on RTV2N2.

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