How’d you get so cool, Pig?
“I dunno! Jus’ the way I am!”
No tips for the rest of us?
“Well, lemme see. I got up this mornin’.”
Right.
“I made my love!”
Okay.
“An’ by the time I was through, it was gettin’ t’ be lunchtime!”
Sure.
“So I drank me some wine!”
For lunch?
“Calorie is a calorie!”
I guess. What about after that?
“Well, it turns out that I had me the blues!”
What did you do about that?
“Jus’ went about my business! Havin’ the blues is not a new experience f’r the ol’ Pig! I knows how to handle ’em!”
If anyone’s prepared for the blues, it’s you.
“An’ then I got myself a chili dog.”
Sounds like a good day.
“Every day above ground is a good one, brother.”
You got that right, Pig.
Love this one.
Diggin’ Digarettes with Pig