Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Whatchoo Lookin’ At?

How’d you get so cool, Pig?

“I dunno! Jus’ the way I am!”

No tips for the rest of us?

“Well, lemme see. I got up this mornin’.”

Right.

“I made my love!”

Okay.

“An’ by the time I was through, it was gettin’ t’ be lunchtime!”

Sure.

“So I drank me some wine!”

For lunch?

“Calorie is a calorie!”

I guess. What about after that?

“Well, it turns out that I had me the blues!”

What did you do about that?

“Jus’ went about my business! Havin’ the blues is not a new experience f’r the ol’ Pig! I knows how to handle ’em!”

If anyone’s prepared for the blues, it’s you.

“An’ then I got myself a chili dog.”

Sounds like a good day.

“Every day above ground is a good one, brother.”

You got that right, Pig.

2 Comments

  1. ste4ve

    Love this one.

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    Diggin’ Digarettes with Pig

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