Fuckwits. Steakheads. Brain-lackers. Soggy waffles. Thickies. Slapdicks. People who think reverse mortgages are a sound decision. The addlepated. Fuckers who were never taught the difference between “freedom from” and “freedom to.” Brad Pitt, because covering up his face would be a crime. (But he is quarantining, so Brad’s good.) Goddamned idiots.