Winner: Doug Jones Good work, guy. Your resume is sterling, and you truly live up to your name: you are the most Doug Jones-looking motherfucker on the planet. Anyway, congratulations and enjoy your two years in the Senate. Loser: Roy Moore. Roy is also a bigoted childfucker, but today he’s a loser, too. Which is nice. Winner: Statisticians named … Continue reading Winners And Losers Of Last Night’s Alabama Election