Bobby? “Have you seen my sandals?” Where was the last place you had them? “I remember that everything got real dark.” You’re talking about the eclipse. “If you say so. And, uh, then things get kind of fuzzy. Hey, you think it’s possible–” No. “–that my sandals got raptured? Just a trial balloon.” Did you … Continue reading Woke Up This Morning, Felt Around For My Shoes