Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

You Just Gotta Fiddle Around

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Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?

“Tuning up for the big TV spot. Gonna be on Carson.”

Nope.

“Leno?”

Nuh-uh.

“Is Josh Meyers guest-hosting again?”

Jimmy Fallon.

“Who?”

Yeah, that’s about the only right answer to that. He’s a little drunken giggler. Plays beer pong with his guests so he doesn’t have to have a conversation like a grown-up.

“Ah. Must have missed the announcement.”

Bobby, why are you tuning up? The show’s not for, like, seven hours.

“Well, you know: I can either tune now, or do it while we’re supposed to be playing like usual.”

Now’s good.

“Yup.”

One more question: how many songs you guys doing?

“Um. Just, uh, the one.”

One song?

“That’s the way these things work.”

Then why do you need so many doodads?

“If I didn’t bring them, how would people know I played guitar?”

You’re holding one.

“Sometimes, you don’t get it, man.”

Have a good show, Bob.

“Sure.”

16 Comments

  1. spencer

    http://dozin.com/guitar/weir%20strat.jpg

  2. deadheadland

    Reblogged this on Deadheadland and commented:
    Weir here.

  3. ste4ve

    Those shoes aren’t props.

  4. cuznt

    so how many peeps tried to zoom in on the photo and identify the pedals?
    damn strings are too close together on a strat for me.. I have thick fingerz

    • cuznt

      I just realized. the red stool is not in the configuration…

    • Morning Deuce

      Top row:
      Pigtronix quantum
      Pigtronix echolution
      Mufx trutron
      Pigtronix boost
      Bottom row :
      Digitech whammy
      Pigtronix envelope phaser
      Sarno earth drive

      Yes I’m a dork

      • mrcompletely

        A+ dorking tho

      • The Central Shaft

        As much as I’d love for all those to add up to Greatest Story>Estimated, I don’t see it fitting into the schedule.

      • spencer

        That’s great! Embrace the dorkiness. Now if only we could identify what’s stuck to the bottom of his sandal?

      • tor_haxson

        I was saddened to see they are commodity boxes, I want some home made thingy in there, with gyroscopes, and shit.

  5. Robin Russell

    Is Bob wearing tracky daks?

  6. Ralph Reingold

    “Have mercy Weir”
    “God Weir have mercy please”
    ..banter heard on some old Grateful Dead concert tapes

  7. PaulCHebert

    His Strat appears to have three switches. Mine only had the one, like God Leo Fender meant. Jesus Christ, Weir, even when you switch to the most standard, generic electric guitar in the world, toy have to make it more complicated than it ever needed to be….

  8. PaulCHebert

    On the other hand, I am a full twenty years younger than Bobby, and if I sat on the floor like that for more than 5 minutes, I would not be able to get up without pulling myself up with the help of the Red Stool. Not bad for an old guy….

    • thoughtsonthedead

      I don’t know if I could even get in that position in the first place.

    • cuznt

      It’s the Vicodin

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