The Thanksgiving table has long served as a rhetorical battleground for Americans. Whether it’s gossip about that cousin who chopped off his own leg and used it to beat his children with, or Aunt Gladys , who thinks she is a Transformer named Poonclutch, or other moral, political, or ethical topics, wars have always been … Continue reading You’re Morally Obligated To Kill And Eat Your Racist Relatives At Thanksgiving*