Month: April 2018 (Page 10 of 10)

TWO FACTS:

1. Ugly black ladies invented rock & roll. Brown-eyed handsome men stole it from them, and then pretty white boys stole it from the men, but ugly black ladies did it first and maybe best.
2. Jesus has the best songs. You’re not allowed to sing about Allah, and Buddha prefers silence, and all them Hindu gods’ songs got too much sitar in ’em. Jesus? That man’s got a catalog.

Got to give it all up for the Lord.