Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Putting It Together

IMG_1619“Treyvon, sit up straight.”

“He’s right, Trouble: gingers shouldn’t slouch.”

“Well, can I have a chair with a back?”

“No. Those are for paying customers.”

“It’s nice of Phil to let us use the restaurant, Triple. Thank your Phil.”

“Thanks, Phil.”

“You’re welcome, but I don’t know why we can’t charge people a hundred a head to watch us practice.”

“Because in the past hour, we haven’t managed to figure out what key Brown-Eyed Women was in. And you forgot your bass. Also, Bobby bought some pills from your bartender in plain sight a half hour ago.”

“Not that bad.”

“Plus, every time someone mentions Billy–”

“FUCK BILLY!”

“FUCK BILLY!”

“–you and Jill start screaming and it’s just not good for unit cohesion.”

…

“Who died and made you Garcia?”

“Garcia did, kinda.”

“Oh, yeah, right.”

5 Comments

  1. spencer

    Phil back on the Heinekin? Did Billy push him off the wagon? the green bottles have me curious

    • nickofan77

      Probably Pelligrino.

      • spencer

        I think your right, Wow nothing says Grateful Dead like overpriced sparkling water. Atleast we still have Billy

        • Rob

          Ya, you may have Billy. I’ll keep John Molo. Lol

  2. Rob

    Damn Garcia.

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