Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Radio, Radio

Big thanks obviously go out to Mr. David Gans, his producer Andrew, and everyone else at GD Radio and Sirius for having me on and letting me blather.

If you’d like to call in and talk about how much I mean to your life and daydreams you have involving my success, the number is 877-767-DEAD

57 Comments

  1. maggiemay

    OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS LIKE “Did you hear about that guy’s blog? It sounds pretty cool!” And I was like, “Sure does!” and I looked away in fear of her finding out the crazy shit I’ve said on here

    • thoughtsonthedead

      IM GOING TO MAKE FRIEBDS WITH UR MOTHER AND DISCUSS U

      • maggiemay

        PLS OMG WTF

      • maggiemay

        Omg this is so annoying I’m trying to get through but the lines are sooooo busy wth!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sad!!!!!!!!!!

      • cuznt

        well met.

  2. maggiemay

    I GOT THROUGH

    IM LINED UP TO TALK LOL

  3. cgrand

    Maggie is about to blow you up brah

    • thoughtsonthedead

      She’s my hype man.

      • spencer

        She’s your Yolandi, with some flava flave

        • thoughtsonthedead

          Swaggie Maggie finks I’m freaky and she likes me a lot.

      • spencer

        That video is crazy

      • HCD

        Cool you engines gentlemen

      • maggiemay

        lol I bet I sounded so weird fuq my life

      • maggiemay

        Turn your radios off pls I’m a LOSER

      • maggiemay

        That actually blew over well lmao

  4. SpamJam

    Just signed up for my free trial, turned on Channel 23, and there was the beginning of the show. Clearly not live, but just exactly perfect.

    The Dead personas you’ve created being akin to the Harlem Globetrotters that meet Scooby Doo is one of your more brilliant lines.

    • thoughtsonthedead

      Thanks, man.

      • SpamJam

        You know, you sound pretty comfortable and fluent on the (digital) airwaves. I think a TotD podcast might be in order.

        • thoughtsonthedead

          I do not actually know what a podcast is. Are there whales involved?

      • maggiemay

        Yes

      • maggiemay

        BY THE WAY

        DID U HEAR MY SHOUTOUT

        GOT U SOME HYPE, FAM

      • SpamJam

        Of course, like all quality audio productions.

        Meanwhile, somewhat live-commenting the Gans/Lambert radio program — just heard Gans say he wants to have you on in person next week in Chicago. I assume it’s a given that that’s happening.

      • maggiemay

        Wait, *Rick*, you’re going to the Chicago shows?

      • maggiemay

        I wish that I had made my voice a little higher while I was on air BCUZ I sounded like a 30 year old bored mother

      • maggiemay

        I am unsure of the context that “Motherfucker” is to be taken, but I always love a good curse word.

        BY THE WAY
        DID
        YOU
        HEAR
        ME

        I SOUNDED LIKE A TOOL BUT I MENTIONED U

        • thoughtsonthedead

          No, I didnt hear. I’ve been trying to napbut it isnt taking.

      • maggiemay

        Well it was pretty swag and I was like “thanks for having ToTD on because he’s hilarious omg!” and they were like “It was absolutely fucking terrible to have him on, he’s insane; we’re never letting him on again please call security immediately!!!!!!!!!!!”

      • maggiemay

        jk lel they love u over there u go glen coco

  5. SpamJam

    Is it bad that when someone says Kunta, this what I think of?

    http://usercontent1.hubimg.com/7772310_f260.jpg

    • spencer

      Not sure but it’s dam funny

      • spencer

        Damn….

  6. Badumbadum

    Personally, I feel like David said the word “snarky” too much and didn’t say “the reason why we can’t have nice things” nearly enough.

    • thoughtsonthedead

      Well, if you’re going to be funny and right, then it becomes tough to be angry with you, man.

      • spencer

        I’m wearing a tie dye burka, I feel the shame

  7. nickofan77

    A)Gans seems to have a particular disdain (and lightning-fast “call disconnect finger”) for any mention of nocturnal emissions involving ToTD on his satellite radio show(no confirmation on this, just a gut feeling: but I’m almost positive Lambert gets off on it and likely wants to dedicate untold hours of show segments to exactly this). B) I’ve already been sharing my affections for all things ToTD via graffiti.

    • thoughtsonthedead

      Please do not yell at radio hosts about my unauthorized semen.

      • nickofan77

        I was not raised by wolves. I have manners and an awareness of radio etiquette. I share these thoughts in a breathy, lispy and even tone, of course. Also, aren’t “nocturnal emissions” when one pees the bed? Semen? Sir, you are sick, disgusting and the awesomest Blogger ever.

      • thoughtsonthedead

        All of you are wrong and weird and should show far more shame about your bodies and the disgusting things they do.

      • thoughtsonthedead

        U POOP THE BED U R A BEDPOOPER

      • swaggiemaggie

        Of all the disgusting things I find funny and make jokes about, that is strangely not one of them. The mere idea of it is very unappealing. But this episode of It’s Always Sunny is hilarious. http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1266368/

      • nickofan77

        Yes!! Swaggiemaggie: yes! Of course! When I was a boy a helpful neighbor explained it to me as part of this long, weird “talk” that ended with him asking(demandimg) ” so, this is our little secret, right buddy?”

      • thoughtsonthedead

        NO I SENT IT TO UR MOM AND TEH POPE

  8. Steven Seachrist

    Rick on the Dead – That interview was not good. Why was snarky the only descriptor Gans could think of? How about wickedly clever, irreverent, and sometimes offensive to even the most tolerant of readers. Also occasionally funny as the planet Hell. No questions about how you find the photos? No knowing conversation about recurring themes like dick punching, time travel, Big-Dicked Sheila, full muppet, potato salad, and stone cold teen foxes? It was lame with a capital L-A-M-E, I tell you. Probably on purpose. But you weathered it fine and moved on immediately, which did save some dignity. Stay underground, brother. It was a conspiracy and you almost fell for it.

  9. Steven Seachrist

    Oh, I have been blocked? Good. I deserve it.

  10. Anonymous

    I have it on good word that members of the band have read (still read?) your blog.

    • thoughtsonthedead

      Well, tell them to kickdown some VIP nonsense for this weekend!

  11. anne dupa

    I have it on good word that band members have read (still read?) your blog.

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